Honestly, I thought I wouldn't Naturally, I thought I couldn't And probably I shouldn't But aren't you kinda glad we did? Actually, it all was blameless Never the less, they'll call it shameless So let's keep the lady nameless But aren't you kinda glad we did? Socially, I'll be an outcast Obviously, we'll dine alone On my good name there will be doubt cast With never a sign of any chaperone No matter how they may construe it Whether or not we have to ruin Whatever made us do it Well aren't you kinda glad we did?