That's How Much I Love You Cat. #0888 (MFH #660) - As sung by Ollie Gilbert, Mountain View, Arkansas on August 29, 1969 VERSE 1 If I had a nickel, tell you what I'd do Spend it all for candy, n' give it all to you Spend it all for candy, n' give it all to you That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you VERSE 2 If you were a kitten, with pretty, glossy fur I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr. I'd stroke you, oh my honey, and listen to you purr. 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby. That's how much I love you. VERSE3 If you was a tiger, I'd hang around your den Pester you my honey, till you let me in Pester you my honey, till you let me in That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you VERSE 4 If you were a horse fly, an' I an ole gray mare Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair Stand an' let you bite me, never move a hair That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you VERSE 4 NEVER HEARD THIS VERSE BEFORE If we were to marry let me tell you what Go an' get th parson let 'im tie th knot Go an' get th parson let 'im tie th knot That's how much I love you, baby That's how much I love you