With a black silk umbrella On a rooftop one day To put physical laws on Temporary delay. Goggles on and my shoes tied Thumbs upturned for the big ride. I'll step into a soft glide To the earth far below. Off I went and down I fell Like a missile shot to hell. Umbrella snapped in three, You're a simile for me.
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