Somethin' strange is goin' on and you're in the middle I'll do anything to solve the riddle I've got a city editor who put me on a deadline If I don't come through I'm on the breadline I'll invade your privacy, please don't take it personally Chorus: I'm oh so sorry but the readers got a right to know You're gonna help the circulation grow When I get the story right, I'll be queen of the publication I've got a hidden camera, shadow on your trail And I'm tape-recording every detail All the walls have ears tonight They're listenin' in case you might talk in your sleep (chorus) In every supermarket check-out line they'll be starin' at your face Make you a legend in your own time, you can triple column space When I get the story right, I'll be queen, I'll be queen, I'll be queen (Solo) I'll get the story right and I'm gonna be queen of the publication I'm oh so sorry but the readers got a right to know You're gonna help the circulation grow When I get the story right, I'll be queen, I'll be queen, I'll be queen Oh, queen of the publication... (to fade)