Chorus------Anywhere i go a fine girl will please me East to west college girls are easy This story's kinda funny it's one about the hunnies Now Debbi was the girl who used to do it like a bunny And how about Mona? Her hips was like a mota I heard she likes to do it in the back of a Toyota and then there was Amy now how can you blame me she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me and Vicki gettin Weazy both a bit sleezy cause all college girls are just to easy (Chorus) Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me East to west college girls are easy Anywhere i go a fly girl will please me East to west college girls are easy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 days a week the college girls be beggin to get a guy that sexually performs so whenever i get horny i go to the dorm went to the dorm sunday around midnight i saw a hunny and she gave me an invite to her room and said that she had been scopin me in english class and now she was hopin just to talk (yeah right) but now instead since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed I nibbled on her ear and said i hope your in condition then she got down in a yoga like position took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana she said let's get busy, i don't want to lose ya and needless to say i knocked it like a Hoosa Chorus Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursay, Friday and weekends Thats when i'm hangin out with my friends why just the other night lookin for a party we went to the house of some girls in a sorority The music was live and the party was a rock-up not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers well i was just scopin and hopin and glancin at the college hunnies on the dance floor dancin thats when i saw the cutie (cutie) with the little booty (booty) I introduced myself as Jeff she said her name was Judy I knew that she adored me but my friends warned me Judy was the type of girl thats wild and horny Chorus (2 times)