If all we talk about is money Nothing will be funny, honey And now that everyone's a critic It's makin' my mascara runny If we only talk about the "Heathers" Making it together is crazy If we don't get a new situation For our busted nation, we're lazy But it's gonna be It's gonna be Please make it be It's gonna be Now if a princess becomes human Don't stone her on a talk show, you'll ruin 'Cause there's a fine line between a skewer And a decent sense of humor Aim at the ones who've really hurt us They should be arrested for murders But then all the cameras were turned on Some skinny naked blonde eating burgers But it's gonna be It's gonna be It's gonna be It's gonna be It's gonna be It's gonna be Please make it be Let's make it be It's gonna be It's gonna be It's gonna be...