[ Предположительная тональность: C ] Intro E/----------------------------------------| B/------5----------------3-----------3--6-| G/---0----------------2-----------4-------| D/--------------0--------------5----------| A/3---------------------------------------| E/-----------------1----------------------| E/------------------------------------------------------------| B/------------------------------------------------------------| G/5555-7777-----------5555-5555-7777--------------------------| D/5555-7777-1212-1010-5555-5555-7777-1212-1010----------------| A/3333-5555-8-8-7-7---3333-3333-5555-8-8-7-7------------------| E/------------------------------------------------------------| Verse C D It's funny how some fables became historic G Am When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric F C But people will believe anything if it's written D G Especially in stone or ancient scroll C D December 25th has been blacklisted G Am Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed C F It was the last thing anyone ever expected G Xmas has been X'd Chorus C F No colored lights, no shopping sprees G C No more presents under dead trees Am F St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve G C We celebrate the last Christmas Eve Verse C D Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic G Am Protestants increasingly become agnostic F C Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams D G Priests and Nuns are molesting each other C D Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist G Am Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist C F But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew G Cuz Easter's canceled too Chorus C F No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass G C Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash Am F They canceled lent and slowed down fast G C Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last F No shopping sprees (don't worry son) G C No more presents (we don't need Christ) under dead trees (we got eight nights) Am F St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (they won't cancel) G C We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve