[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
A F#m
I don't care about how many fucks
A F#m
I'll suck an ass for fifty bucks
A B
Everybody here wants to get laid
E F#m
We're the only ones who are getting paid
[Chorus]
Dm
I'm getting fucked
Dm
I'm sucking cock
A
And getting paid
Dm
I'm lickin' nuts
Dm
I'm spankin' butts
A
And getting paid
Dm
We're being lude
Dm
And getting nude
Dm
And being screwed
Dm
And blowin' dudes
A
And getting paid
[Riff]
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[Verse 2]
A F#m
I'm doin' what I've always done for free
A F#m
I'm doin' what comes so naturally
A B
I'm not sellin' my body I'm renting parts
E F#m
We're sidewalk sluts, we're gutter tarts
[Chorus]
Dm
I'm tea bagin'
A
I'm playin' the rusty trombone
Dm
I'm getting felt
A
I'm tossing salads overgrown
Dm
We're being lude
Dm
And getting nude
Dm
And being screwed
Dm
And blowin' dudes
Fm
And scorin' drugs
[Outro]
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