+++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- Coaster | +++++++++++++++++ Bass Tab Album: "Coaster" -- 2009 Hey Punk rockers Im totally glad to tell you that I just finished tabbing out the whole CD on Bass It has some pretty great bass lines, kudos for Fat Mike so enjoy! RaiLeff ___________________________________________________________ Tuning: Standard EADG Keys: | x: Mute | ~: Let Ring | /: Slide Up | \: Slide Down | h: Hammer On | p: Pull Off Track List: 1. We Called It America 2. The Quitter 3. First Call 4. My Orphan Year 5. Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) 6. Creeping Out Sara 7. Eddie, Bruce And Paul 8. Best God In Show 9. Suits And Ladders 10. The Agony Of Victory 11. I Am An Alcoholic 12. One Million Coasters _____________________________________________________________ 1. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- We Called It America | ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Remember when America had a middle class and an upper class? that was way before the exodus" Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------8\-| E|--------------------------------------------------------| 2. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------55555555-55555555-| E|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------| 3. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-77777777-77777777-------------------55555555-55555555-------------------| A|-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------55555555-55555555-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse "Remember when America..." 4. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-33333333----------55555555-00000000-33332222-----5555-00000000-|--x2 E|-------------------33333333----------------------------3333--------------| Chorus "We called it America..." 5. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-33333333-------------------00000000-33333333-55555555-55555555-| E|-------------------33333333-22222222-------------------------------------| Verse "Number one America..." 6. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-33333333----------55555555-00000000-33332222-----5555-00000000-|--x2 E|-------------------33333333----------------------------3333--------------| Chorus "We called it America..." 7. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-33333333-------------------00000000-33333333-55555555-55555555-| E|-------------------33333333-22222222-------------------------------------| Outro 8. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-11111111-11111111-| 9. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-55555555-55555555-| A|-33333333-33333333-22222222-22222222-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge "National bankruptcy..." 10. G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00-0000-00-000----------------------------------------------|--x2 E|----------------33-3333-33-333-11-1111-11-111-00-0000-00-000-| Chorus "We called it America..." 11. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-33333333-------------------00000000-33333333-55555555-55555555-|--x2 E|-------------------33333333-22222222-------------------------------------| Outro "We called it America..." 12. G|------------| D|------------| A|-0~---------| E|------------| Lyrics: "The leads are weak." "The leads are weak; fucking leads are weak? You're weak." Remember when America had a middle class and an upper class? That was way before the exodus. That was the America that we thought was number one, thought would overcome, thought would never die. That was just our pride and faith: two shitty deadly sins; I know faith isn't one of 'em but it should have been, 'Cause when things were crumbling, we had no camaraderie, just a faith someone would save us from despondence. We called it America, whoa. "Number one America" was a slogan used to keep morale up when we knew we were already cooked, Then the richer western states succeeded in secession and the eastern ones followed right behind. Mexi-Can-America was the perfect name that epitomized the order of significance, authority and affluence. We had turned it all around, went from number one, straight to number two. National bankruptcy, circumcised society. USA, dined and ditched; Fox reports "poor is the new rich". ________________________________________________________________________________ 2. +++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- The Quitter | +++++++++++++++++++++ "You got a habit, got to have it til its finished dont drop..." Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------5555------7777------7777---------------5555------7777------7777----------| A|-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-|--x2 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 2. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-77777777-77777777-55555555-55555555-33333333-33333333-00000000-00000000-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse "Be a winner not a problem..." 3. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-8888-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-3x-----| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus "You wanna keep it going..." 4. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------55555555-00000000-77777777-55555555-00000000-3333-8-8-| E|-00000000-33333333-------------------------------------------------------| Outro 5. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------5555------7777------7777---------------5555------7777------7777----------| A|-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 6. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-77777777-77777777-55555555-55555555-33333333-33333333-00000000-00008888-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse "Start a pattern of behavior..." 7. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-8888-77777777-55555555-44444444-3333-3x-----| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus "The Charlie Chan's chopped..." 8. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------55555555-00000000-77777777-55555555-00000000-3333-8-8-| E|-00000000-33333333-------------------------------------------------------| Outro 10. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0~-00-0~--000~----0~-00-0~--000~----0~-00-0~--000~----0~-00-0~--000~----| Bridge "Cmon you gonna quit?" 11. G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-7-77777~-555-5-55-4-44444~-333-3-33-7-77777~-555-5-55-4-44444~-33333x----| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus "You wanna be a Thompson..." 12. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-77777777----------55555555-00000000-77777777-55555555-00000000-3333-8-8-| E|----------33333333-------------------------------------------------------| Outro 13. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------5555------7777------7777---------------5555------7777------7777----------| A|-7777------5555------4444------3333-8-8-7777------5555------4444------3333-----| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------1-1-| "And no one likes you..." 14. G|-------------------| D|-------------------| A|-------------------| E|-0~----------------| Lyrics: Be a winner not a problem admitter un-quit (I quit, I'm shit) Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit (I'm shit) You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu You quit (I quit) You're shit (I'm shit) You're a quitter (I'm a quitter) And no one likes you Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop. (Don't stop, don't drop) You got a habit, got to have it 'til it's finished don't drop (Don't drop) The Charlie Chan's chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured You got a spare kidney and your liver looks bored So stop (With friends) fucking (like you) around (I'm fucked) You're buying the next round "C'mon you gonna Quit? You gonna walk away and Quit? Mark my words: If you ever wanna be a winner You're gonna quit talking about quitting You got that?" You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83 You're fa- (You're a) -mous and (fucking) you're rich (dickhead) quit acting like a bitch And no one likes you! ______________________________________________________________________ 3. ++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- First Call | ++++++++++++++++++++ "Irish coffee and Irish car bomb..." Tuning: EADG Verse 1. G|------| D|------| A|-3/88-| E|------| "Me and the Bads were staying up late..." 2. G|-----------------------------5-5---------------------------------| D|----52-203-32-------75-543-32----2-20---75-543-3----52-203-32----| A|-3-3---------3-3-0-0-----------------0-0---------3-3---------3-3-| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| "Not a walk of shame, its a walk of pride..." 3. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------2222-3333----------------3333------2222------5555-3333------2222-3333------| A|-3333-----------3333-0000-----------3333------0000-----------3333-----------3333-| E|--------------------------3333---------------------------------------------------| Chorus "Six AM we'll start all over again..." 4. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------66666666-66666666-| A|-00000000-00000000-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse "It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold..." 5. G|-5-5-4-4---------------------5-5-----------------5-54------------| D|----5---53-352-2----75-543-32----2-20---75-543-3-----5-543-352-2-| A|-----------------0-0-----------------0-0-------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| "Irish coffee and Irish car bomb..." 6. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------2222-3333----------------3333------2222------5555-3333------2222-3333------| A|-3333-----------3333-0000-----------3333------0000-----------3333-----------3333-| E|--------------------------3333---------------------------------------------------| Chorus "Six AM we'll start all over again..." 7. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------33333333-33322200-------------------66666666-99977766-| A|-00000000-00000000-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge 8. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------2222-3333----------------3333------2222------5555-3333------2222-3333------| A|-3333-----------3333-0000-----------3333------0000-----------3333-----------3333-| E|--------------------------3333---------------------------------------------------| Verse "All my neighbors are fast asleep..." 9. G|-----------------------------5-5---------------------------------| D|----52-203-32-------75-543-32----2-20---75-543-3-----------------| A|-3-3---------3-3-0-0-----------------0-0---------3x--------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| "Im gonna be the very first one at first call..." 10. G|-5-5-4-4-----5-5-5-5-4-4-----5-5-5-54----------------------------------| D|----5---53-35-------5---53-35--------5-543-352-2----02-2-3-3-----------| A|-------------------------------------------------3-3---------3~--------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| Lyrics: All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So I'm headed down the street to first call Me and the Bads were staying up late Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail So I said it's only four short blocks to first call Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride Peoples goin' to work while we're getting cockeyed The sun's coming up and the drinks are goin' down So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round 6am, we'll start all over again No one applying the brakes We'll stop the sweats and the shakes We're gonna eat pickled egg We're gonna see Toby Jeg We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold And everyone around me's over 60 years old But we're gonna share the next hour or two We all got each other and nothing better to do Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb A fat drunk jew starts singing this song I take a closer look and the fat guy is me So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three 6am, we'll start all over again No one applying the brakes We'll stop the sweats and the shakes We're gonna eat pickled egg We're gonna hang with Dave Gregg We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol So I'm gonna be the very first one at first call ________________________________________________________ 4. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- My Orphan Year | ++++++++++++++++++++++++ "For once I am sincere 2006 my orphan year..." Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|---------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------9\-| E|---------------------------------------------------------------| 2. G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------6~----------------5~----------------| E|-2~----------------------------------------------------| 3. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------44-444-444-444-444-444-444-444-4--------------------------------| A|00-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-0--------------------------------55-555-555-555-555-555-555-555-5| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 4. G|-----------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------| A|-0x--------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------| Verse "My father had dementia..." 5. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------44-444-444-444-4-----------------| A|-00-000-000-000-044-444-444-444-4----------------55-555-555-555-5-| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| "I told him that I'd love to..." 6. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------77-777-766-666-644-444-444-444-4-| A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5---------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| "I heard about it drunk after a show..." 7. G|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-55~----------------| E|-------------------------------------------| "My mother battled cancer..." 8. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00-000-000-000-044-444-444-444-4----------------55-555-555-555-5-| E|---------------------------------22-222-222-222-2-----------------| "The night before she left me..." 9. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------55-555-544-444-422-222-222-222-2-| "Raising me alone wasnt much fun..." 10. G|----------------------------------| D|----------------------------------| A|-22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5-| E|----------------------------------| Chorus "So dad I can forgive you..." 11. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00-000-000-000-0----------------22-222-222-222-255-555-555-555-5-|--x2 E|-----------------00-000-000-000-0---------------------------------| "I wonder if you felt the same..." 12. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-77777777-77777777-77777777-77776666-44444444-44444444-44444444-44442222-| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| "I bet if you had been there..." 13. G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|-22222222-22222222-22222222-22222222-| E|-------------------------------------| Bridge 14. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-00000000--0000000-00000000--0000000-00000000--0000000-00000000-| E|-------------------4-----------------4-----------------4-----------------| "2006, goodbye parents..." 15. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00000000-0000-----------------------------------------55555555-55555555-55555555-55555555-| E|--------------4444-22222222-22222222-22222222-22220000-------------------------------------| Outro 16. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0~----------------6~----------------5~--------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------2~--------------------------------| Lyrics: My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in a while he'd call me And ask me to fly down I told him that I'd love to But I had things to do And so he died without his son I heard about it drunk after a show My mother battled cancer For over seven years I nursed her and I held her When time was running out The night before she left me I drank scotch all night And thanked her for everything she'd done Raising me alone wasn't much fun Dad I can forgive you, but I'll never forget, Months I wouldn't see you and when I did You'd be out with your friends all night Alone and only nine I watched the outer limits And scared out of my mind I wonder if you felt the same The days before you died I wonder if you even knew Why I wouldn't come around I bet if you had been there, There wouldn't be this song 2006 goodbye parents For once I am sincere 2006 my orphan year ____________________________________________________________________________ 5. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) | ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Jesus, different name same story All based on ancient Egyptian allegory" Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------33-333-333--------------------33-333-333-----| A|------------1-1------------3-3------------1-1------------3-3-| E|-33-333-333--------------------33-333-333--------------------| Verse "Ill throw a pie in the face of piety..." 2. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------11111111----------33333333----------------------------33333333-| E|-33333333----------11111111----------33333333-11111111-00000000----------| "I understand that faith..." 3. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------33333333-55555x---| A|----------11111111-33333333-------------------11111111-------------------| E|-33333333-------------------33333333-33333333----------------------------| Chorus "Blasphemy..." 4. G|-----7-12-12-7-775---------3333333-----------------------------------| D|-555-------------------5-3---------333-5-7-7777753-------------------| A|-------------------111-----------------------------33333333-33333333-|--x2 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse "Im an unbeliever..." 5. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------11111111----------33333333----------------------------33333333-| E|-33333333----------11111111----------33333333-11111111-00000000----------| "I understand we all have something..." 6. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------33333333----------| A|----------11111111-33333333-------------------11111111-------------------| E|-33333333-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------33333x---| Chorus "Blasphemy..." 7. G|-----7-12-12-7-775---------3333333-----------------------------------| D|-555-------------------5-3---------333-5-7-7777753-------------------| A|-------------------111-----------------------------33333333-33333333-|--x2 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Outro 8. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-55-5555-55-555-55-5555-55-777---------------------------555-33-3333-33-333-33-3333-33-333-| A|-------------------------------11-1111-11-111-11-1111-11-----------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge "Horus similar to Mithra..." 9. G|----------------33-3333-33-333-------------------------------| D|-11-1111-11-111----------------33-3333-33-333----------------| A|----------------------------------------------33-3333-33-333-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------| "Jesus, different name same story..." 10. G|----------------33-3333-33-333--------------------------------| D|-11-1111-11-111----------------00-0000-00-000-000-000-000-000-| A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| 11. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-| Verse "My position hastn been occulted..." 12. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-33333333-22222222-11111111-00000000-| "Anything that is your holy..." 13. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------33333333-55555x---| A|----------11111111-33333333-------------------11111111-------------------| E|-33333333-------------------33333333-33333333----------------------------| Chorus "Blasphemy..." 14. G|-----7-12-12-7-775---------3333333-----------------------------------| D|-555-------------------5-3---------333-5-7-7777753-------------------| A|-------------------111-----------------------------33333333-33333333-|--x2 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Outro 15. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------33-333-33---------------------33-3-----------------------| A|----------1-1-1----------1-3-3----------1-1-1------3-1-------------------| E|-33-333-33---------------------33-333-33---------------3~----------------| Lyrics: I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverence I'm a shill for any sacrilege I understand that faith in a deity Helps the masses who are having hard times But blasphemy like prostitution Are clearly victimless crimes Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew I'm a trouble making immature imp I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you I understand we all need something to believe in I believe I'll never be given wings and I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think A song was gonna hurt its feelings Blasphemy, speaking deadpan Apparently this god has got a master plan Now they call foul, pure heresy But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B? Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna Jesus, different name same story All based on ancient Egyptian allegory My position hasn't been occulted It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest Blasphemy, isn't this fun Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun Blasphemy, want some more? Mother Mary, the virgin whore _______________________________________________________________ 6. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- Creeping Out Sara | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Thats why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian..." Tuning: Standard EADG Verse "I was backstage at a festival in Germany..." 1. G|------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------0~----2~----------22-------| A|-0~--------2~--------------------0~-------5-454-| E|------------------------------------------------| "I noticed that her hair was longer in the back..." 2. G|----------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------0~----2~-----------------------| A|-0~--------2~--------------------00000000-0x--------| E|----------------------------------------------------| Chorus "Thats when I realized it was Sara..." 3. G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------22222222----------22222222--------------------------------------| A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222244-55555555-00005455-0~--------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse "I told her I was a big fan of her band" 4. G|------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------0~----2~-------------------| A|-0~--------2~--------------------0~-------------| E|------------------------------------------------| "I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's..." 5. G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-/7~--------------------0~----2~-----------------------| A|-----------2~-----------------------00000000-0x--------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| Chorus "Thats when I creeped out Sara..." 6. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------22222222----------22222222----------------------------77777777-| A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222244-55555555-00005455----------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| "Where they both ganged up on one girl..." 7. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------22222222----------22222222-------------------------------------| A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222222-22222244-55555555-55555555-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| "Did they like Jennifer Tilly..." 8. G|-------------------------------------| D|----------22222222----------22222222-| A|-00005455----------00005455----------| E|-------------------------------------| Bridge "Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon..." 9. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-0x-0x-0---0-0x-0x-0-----4x-4x-4-2-4-4x-4x-4-2-0-2x-2x-2-0-2-2x-2x-0---------------------------| A|---------0-----------4-2---------------------------------------------4-0x-0x-0-2-4-0x-0x-0-2-4-| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| "That was on HBO..." 10. G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-4x-4x-4-6-7-4x-4x-4-2---0x-0x-0---0-0x-0x-0-----2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-2x-22222222-2x--------| A|-----------------------4---------4-----------4-2--------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus "Thats the problem with Diazepam..." 11. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00005455----------00005455----------22222222-22222244-55555555-5x-------| E|----------00000000----------00000000-------------------------------------| "But I think I creeped out Sara..." 12. G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------22222222----------22222222----------22222222----------------------------| A|-00005455----------00005455----------00005455----------00005455-0~----------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Lyrics: I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed that her hair was longer in the back I figure that's cuz she's Canadian That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan I'm pretty sure that it was Sara Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one I told her I was a big fan of her band She asked me if I had a favorite song I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's And how they got robbed three times in a row And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow That's when I creeped out Sara or maybe I just pissed her off When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome? Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome? Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly? Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie In the Gia movie that was on HBO And "If These Walls Could Talk" made Tegan cry a lot After that I forgot what she said That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant But I think I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one _______________________________________________________________________ 7. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- Eddie, Bruce and Paul | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|----------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------| A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h7-0h10h12-12-| E|----------------------------------------------------------| 2. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------77-777-777-777-7-| A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------| 3. G|-----------------------------------5~-5----5~-4~-| D|----------------------------77-7-5------77-------| A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0-----------------------------| E|---------------------3h5-5-----------------------| 4. G|------------------------------9-7-5-4~-4-7-5-4----| D|-----------------------------------------------5~-| A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12---------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| Verse "What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul..." 5. G|--------------------------------5-7-9~-14-12-11~-7-| D|------------------------------7--------------------| A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12----------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------| 6. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------77-777-777-777-7-| A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------| Pre-Chorus "Paul and Eddy had it good..." 7. G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-4--00x--00x-| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| "So after a couple years..." 8. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-444-444-4-| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| "A new man..." 9. G|----------------------------------------| D|--00x--00x--00x--00x--00000000-00000000-| A|----------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------| Chorus "Paul got fucked..." 10. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-44-444-444-444-4----------------22-222-222-222-2-----------------| A|-----------------00-000-000-000-0----------------22-222-222-222-2-| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| "Searching for a beau..." 11. G|-----------------------------------| D|-00-000-000-000-000-000-0/33-333-3-| A|-----------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------| Outro 12. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-1010-1099-9-10h12x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-----------0~--------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------3333-2222-----------| Verse "What happened to Bruce, Eddie and Paul..." 13. G|---------------------------------4-5-7~-5-9-7-5-4-| D|-------------------------------5------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| 14. G|------------------------------1414-12h1414-12-----------------| D|----------------------------------------------1212-10h1212-10-| A|-00-0h3-0-0h5-0h77-0h10h12-12---------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| Pre-Chorus "Bruce and Samson knew Eddie..." 15. G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-4--00x--00x-| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| "With Paul no longer around..." 16. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-77-777-766-666-644-444-400-000-077-777-766-666-644-444-444-444-4-| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| "Convinced him to..." 17. G|----------------------------------------| D|--00x--00x--00x--00x--00000000-00000000-| A|----------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------| Chorus "Kudos to Paul..." 18. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------22-222-222-222-2-----------------| A|-----------------00-000-000-000-0----------------22-222-222-222-2-| E|-22-222-222-222-2-------------------------------------------------| "Number of the beast..." 19. G|-----------------------------------| D|-00-000-000-000-000-000-0/33-333-3-| A|-----------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------| Outro 20. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-1010-1099-9-10h12x----33-0h5-0x----33-0-----------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------3333-2222-| 21. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------33333333-22222222-00000000-| A|-0000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000----------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge 22. G|------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-00-000-0------------------------00-000-0-------------------------|--x2 E|---------33-333-311-111-133-333-3--------33-333-311-111-133-333-3-| 23. G|-------------------| D|-------------------| A|-0~----------------| E|-------------------| Second Part 2:35 24. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----5h777--777----------5h777--5h777-----------5h777--777----------5h777-----------| A|-0~------------5~-3~-0~---------------------0~------------5~-3~-0~--------3~-5~----| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------3~-| 25. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----5h777--777----------5h777--5h777-----------5h777--777----------5h777--3332~-2-0~-| A|-0~------------5~-3~-0~---------------------0~------------5~-3~-0~-------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 26. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----5h777--777----------5h777--5h777-----------5h777--777----------5h777-----------| A|-0~------------5~-3~-0~---------------------0~------------5~-3~-0~--------3~-5~----| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------3~-| 27. G|-------------5~-55-------------5~-55-------------5~-55-------------------| D|-7-777777555-------5-555555555-------7-777777555-------7-777777----------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------3~-5~----| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------3~-| 28. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-77777777---------------55555555-55-------00000000----2~-00~-------------------| A|----------3h5-3h5p3-0--------------333444----------333-------00000000-3~-5~----| E|----------------------3-----------------------------------------------------3~-| 29. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-7-77777777777777-5-55555555555555-0-000000----2~-00~-------------------| A|--------------------------------------------333-------0-000000-3~-5~----| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------3~-| 30. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-7-77777777777777-5-55555555555555-0-000000----2~-00~-------------------| A|--------------------------------------------333-------0-000000-3~-5~-3~-| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| "What happened to..." 31. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------5h77777777-77777777-77777777-| A|-5~---------------3~------------3~-5~----0~-0000000------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------3~-----------------------------------------| 32. G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|----5h777777777-77777777-77777777-5~-2~-0~-2~-0~----0~-------| A|-0~----------------------------------------------3~----3~-0x-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------| Lyrics: What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? Paul and Eddie had it good But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks So after a couple years Eddie broke it off with Paul to look for a new man Paul got fucked, fucked by Steve Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed Searching for a beau who sings in falsetto What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? What happened to Eddie, Paul, and Bruce? Bruce and Samson knew Eddie was looking for a long term, stable relationship With Paul no longer around, Bruce left Samson for Eddie cuz Steve convinced him to Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce How you supposed to rock 'n' roll without substance abuse Number of the Beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest ____________________________________________________________________________ 8. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- Best God In Show | ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Thank God for the Grammy..." Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-55x---------------55x----------------55x----------------55x----------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 2. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--| Verse "I've no consideration..." 3. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Chorus "And I find its getting harder to hang out..." 4. G|--------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------| E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x---| "In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark..." 5. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-| E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------| Outro 6. G|--------------------------------------| D|-55x---------------55x----------------| A|--------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------| Verse "Who would read a 2000..." 7. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------77-----------------5p3p2~--| E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-------5h7h88x--------------| "Would you navigate the globe..." 8. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--| E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Chorus "And I find its getting painful to put up..." 9. G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------5-| E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x-----| "In Unicorns and Creation..." 10. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-| E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------| Outro 11. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Verse "Thank God for the Grammy..." 12. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------5p3p2~--|--x2 E|-33x----3h5h77x----5h7h88x------8p7p5~--33x----3h5-00----5h7h88x--------------| Chorus "And its getting agonizing to hang out..." 13. G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5-------5--------33x---3-55x---5-------5-------5-| E|-----------------33x-----33x--------------------00x-----00x-----| "Mithology and history..." 14. G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|-33x---3-55x---5---------------33x---3-55x---5-| E|-----------------3~--2~--0~--------------------| Outro 15. G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-55x---------------55x----------------55x----------------55x----------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 16. G|-------------------| D|-55x---------------| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| Lyrics: I've no consideration, zero mutual respect For billions who suffer from rational thought neglect I don't wanna waste a sentence, I don't want a convert-sation That's gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation And I find it's getting harder to hang out With grown adults who actually believe In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark and that their god is the best My distaste has turned into detest Who would read a 2000 year old medical journal Techniques for bloodletting, advice on Trichinosis Would you navigate the globe with a map of a flat earth Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth And I find it's getting painful to put up With grown adults who actually believe In Unicorns and Creation, and God always takes their side That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide Thank God for the Grammy, thank God for the touchdown Thank God for blowing up the enemy's sacred ground So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously? When you've swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny And it's getting agonizing to hang out With grown adults who actually believe Mythology and history trump physics and science My aversion has turned to abhorrence ________________________________________________________ 9. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- Suits And Ladders | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "You woke up today covered in droppings..." Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-5h777p5-0h5h7p5-| D|-00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--0-0---0-0-0-0-| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| ^----------------------------------PM-----------------------^ Verse "I got manicured fingers and toes..." 2. G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5---7--5~--| D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--00-00-00-| A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| "Your life's gotta really suck..." 3. G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5-----------| D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--0000------| A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333--------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------1-3~-| "You're the one who lives nowhere..." 4. G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------| A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-| E|-------------------------------------------------------| Chorus "You're just not fluous..." 5. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-55555555-55555555-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------------------------| A|-------------------11111111-11111111-------------------33333333-33333333-44444444-44444444-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Outro 6. G|---7--5-0---7--5-0---7--5-5h777p5-0h5h7p5-| D|-00-00-0--00-00-0--00-00-0--0-0---0-0-0-0-| A|------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------| ^-----------PM----------^ Verse "40 year old Macallans..." 7. G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5---7--5~--| D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--00-00-00-| A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x2 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| "Your house is of corrections..." 8. G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5-----------| D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--0000------| A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333--------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------1-3~-| "You're the one who has nothing..." 9. G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------| A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-| E|-------------------------------------------------------| Chorus "You woke up today..." 10. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-55555555-55555555-------------------33333333-33333333-------------------------------------| A|-------------------11111111-11111111-------------------33333333-33333333-44444444-44444444-| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge 11. G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--x2 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| 12. G|-------------------------------------| D|-00000000-00000000-00000000-00000000-| A|-------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| Verse "You are a superfluous man..." 13. G|---------------------------------------------------------7--5-5---7--5~--| D|-00000000-00000000-33333333-33333333-------------------00-00-0--00-00-00-| A|-------------------------------------33333333-33333333-------------------|--x4 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Outro 14. G|-------------------------| D|-0000-------0000x--------| A|-------------------------| E|------1-3~---------------| Lyrics: I got manicured fingers and toes I got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes but I'm still condescending Your as and teeth permanent browned Your face is permanently frowned and I have everything I want Your life's gotta really suck You gotta hustle all day just to make the bucks To get high enough just to forget about what you've become You're the one who lives nowhere You think you're life's more than a game of suits and ladders When nothing really matters You're not just fluous, you're superfluous You don't actually do anything, a human redundancy 40 year old Macallans, 40 Old English ounces Henry the IV double shot I just finished a bottle of Old Crow I just bought a case of Chateau Margaux, not the 95, the 96 Your house is of corrections Your house is full of collections of crap you bought from selling others out You're the one who has nothing Your life is a game of unstable bladders, when nothing really matters You woke up today covered in droppings When the bottom drops, my life won't change a bit but yours will turn to shit You are a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man You're quite a superfluous man, I am a superfluous man ___________________________________________________________________________________ 10. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- The Agony Of Victory | ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Come on, dance like a retard..." Tuning: EADG Verse "Come on underachievers..." 1. G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------5~----4~----3~--------| A|-3~----5~----------3~---------------------------------------|--x2 E|-------------3~----------1~----/4~--------------------------| "Once you stop yourself from caring..." 2. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-333-3333-33-333-555-5555-55-555-----------------333-3333-33-333-| E|---------------------------------333-3333-33-333-----------------| "Cuz all the things we want are cheap or free..." 3. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------555-5555-55-555-444-4444-44-444-333-3333-33-333-333-3333-33-333| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-111-1111-11-111-444-4444-44-444----------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge 4. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-333-3333-33-333-555-5555-55-555-----------------333-3333-33-333-| E|---------------------------------333-3333-33-333-----------------| 5. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------555-5555-55-555-444-4444-44-444-333-3333-33-333-333-3333-33-333| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-111-1111-11-111-444-4444-44-444----------------------------------------------------------------| Verse "We've got no competition..." 6. G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-333-3333-33-333-555-5555-55-555-----------------333-3333-33-333-| E|---------------------------------333-3333-33-333-----------------| "We just wanna live and let others live..." 7. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------555-5555-55-555-444-4444-44-444-333-3333-33-333-333-3333-33-333| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-111-1111-11-111-444-4444-44-444----------------------------------------------------------------| "Come on, dance like a retard..." 8. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-3-3-33333-5-5-55555-----------3~--3~-3~-------------------------------0-0-00000-| E|---------------------3-3-33333-----------1-1-11111-4-4-44444-0-0-00000-----------| Outro 9. G|-----------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------| E|-1~--------------------------------| Lyrics: Come on underachievers Come on all you underpass believers We'll give you the skill for street livin' It feels pretty great to just give in, so just give in Dropouts, repeat offenders We'll take the weary, weak, the street bartenders Show 'em the best times are on the street Satisfaction through the thrill of defeat, ain't it sweet Once you stop yourself from caring About owning stuff, that's when you wanna start sharing Cuz all the things we want are cheap or free I define success as not working and I live like a king We've got no competition We've got no accomplished mission We just wanna live and let others live Of course we'll take anything you wanna give, so fucking give Come on, dance like a retard Life's an endless party not a punch card I don't understand some people's drive Let's just fuck and drink and be alive, not just survive _________________________________________________________________________ 11. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | NOFX- I Am An Alcoholic | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "I won't cuz I'm a drug-addicted alcoholic..." Tuning: Standard EADG Intro 1. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------7/9-7-5-7----------------------2-0---------0-2-4---------| A|--3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~---0-2-3-----3-2-0-2---------------| E|-3------3----------------------------------------------------------3~--3~--| 2. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------2-0------------------------------------0-------------------------| A|-0-2-3-----3-2-0-2-0---0-7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-2---3-2-0-3-2-0-2/10~--10~--| E|---------------------3--------------------------------------------------| Verse "I liked going to school..." 3. G|-------------------------7-------------------------------------7~--------------| D|-----------------7/9-7-9----------------------2-0-------------5----------------| A|-3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-----3-2-0---------------------5~-| E|-------3------------------------------------------------3-3-3-----3~--3~--3----| "I had to get stuff done..." 4. G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------2-0------------------------------------0-----------------------------------| A|-0-2-3-----3-2-0-2-0---0-7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-2---3-2-0-----------------------------| E|---------------------3--------------------------------333333-333333-333333-333333-| Chorus "I'd like to see what morning looks like..." 5. G|-------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------| A|-3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-----000--------3-3-2-2-000-3~--------| E|-------------3~-333-----3-3-----2~-222-----------------------| "But I cant cuz Im a drug-abusing alcoholic..." 6. G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-3x----22x----000--------3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-2-2-000--------3-3-2-2-000--------| E|------------------3~-333-------------3~-333-------------3~-333-------------3~-333-| Outro 7. G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------7/9-7-5-7----------------------2-0---------0-2-4---------| A|--3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~---0-2-3-----3-2-0-2---------------| E|-3------3----------------------------------------------------------3~--3~--| 8. G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------2-0------------------------------------0-------------------------| A|-0-2-3-----3-2-0-2-0---0-7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-2---3-2-0-3-2-0-2/10~--10~--| E|---------------------3--------------------------------------------------| Verse "At 28 I realized..." 9. G|-------------------------7-------------------------------------7~--------------| D|-----------------7/9-7-9----------------------2-0-------------5----------------| A|-3-2-0---5-3-2-0-----------7~--7~--7-9~-0-2-3-----3-2-0---------------------5~-| E|-------3------------------------------------------------3-3-3-----3~--3~--3----| "I decided to spend my life..." 10. G|------------------------------------------