The first time I saw the descendentsthey were the fastest band I'd ever seen No one in the crowd really cared for themwe were waiting for the ally cats to play After a couple months I heard kabuki girlon rodney on the roo late sunday night That was enough for meI hopped the bus to licorice pizza and baught my all time favorite record The next time I went to the whiskeyit was doa with millions of dead cops The latter band played faster than I could believe But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked 'cept john wayne was a naziand joey shithead was a drunk Then john macias beat some hippie to a pulpcuz having long hair was a mistake The third time I went to the hospitalI needed 13 stitches in my head I managed to catch about 6 songs of ill reputethen some suicidal threw me into a post My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before dri played 50 lousy songs My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash