[ Предположительная тональность: C ] [Intro] C6 G5/F# (x12) [Verse] C F C F C F It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing C F C F C That you're only supposed to use once and then discard F C F C F C F Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend C F C My shyness, pet her flow [Chorus] C F C F C F C F C She's only been five months late, even though we haven't had sex for a week F C F C A meal a day, a meal, I say F C And my heart's made my [Bridge] C6 G5/F# (x4) C F C F C F C F C Somebody else already used the word 'Aurora Borealis' F C F C F C F C F She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer [Chorus] C F C F C F C F C B Bb She's only five weeks late, but I haven't had a date forever! C B Bb C B Bb C B Bb Ever! Ever! Forever [Spoken] Bb C Wish I had more More opportunity, F C C More chances to remember some things F C So I couldn't have so much pressure on my E C F C G C G C G C G C G C G On my, On my, um Ah, on my Um, Um head [Solo] C F C F B C F C G A C F C G B A C F C G B A C F C G [Spoken] C F We'd have so much more diversity, C F C F C And so much more input, so much more creative flow, F C F C F If we had someone in school, a 'G.I.T' C F C G C F C G C F G.I.T Geeks In Town C G C6 G5/F# Ha Come on, Dave, think of one C G Girls in trouble C F C G C It should be G.I.C, geeks with Charvels F C C A B C F C B A F No, G.W.C, Fuck man this is a waste of time F C F C One more solo? Yeah! [Solo] C F C F B A C F C F B A (x3) C F C F N.C. C F C F B A (x14) [Spoken] C F C E C C F C G C F C You're Personally responsible for, C F C F C The entire strip to be washed away, F G C C F C G Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol C C F C F flowed through the strip and were set on fire C F C F It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight C F C F And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom C F C F C F C and his silk F C F C F And he, he erected a beautiful city C F A city of stars [Solo] C F C F B A C F C F B A (x4) C F C F C F C F [Outro] C6 G5/F# (x4) C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C N.C. N.C.