She has office girl hair that she wears in a bun And her confident air doesn't fool anyone With her curious walk neither clumsy or svelte And a mouth where the bravest of butter would never dare melt But her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble Could make you do something you might regret Her dangerous eyes could make you see double Could make you see God for a second, I bet Well she's wider than some (if I can be graphic) With a generous bum that wouldn't stop traffic Her functional fingers, not exactly petite And you wouldn't get anyone queuing to fall at those feet But her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble Could make you do something you might regret Her dangerous eyes could make you see double Could make you see God for a second, I bet You'll say when you've seen her She's no Angelina She'll never make you lose your cool But I know when she flashes Those Medusa lashes You'll just be one more fool You fool And her schoolteacher voice wouldn't deign to entice And her ever so sensible dresses wouldn't make you look twice But her dangerous eyes could get me in trouble Could make me do something I might regret Her dangerous eyes could well burst my bubble Could make me see God for a second Well her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble Could make you do something you might regret Her dangerous eyes could make you see double Could make you see God for a second, I bet