The evening fog was rollin' in It was gettin' hard to see The old white car edged down the road Headed for the Double 'E' She was bringin' down dinner for Grandpa It was crawling with vitamins And tender as a mother's love Tender as a mother's love When she saw the TV vans The side door was open There were three TVs Grandpa's face was on every one He was talkin' to a woman with a microphone She was sexy and her hair was all done Sun Green came down and met Grandma then "My you're such a beautiful girl. Mother Earth needs more like you. You should go out now and see the world. "What's Grandpa doin' on TV? I got his dinner in the car. All these vans have blocked our way But we can carry it, It's not too far."