Well, I'm black and blue From kickin' myself For givin' you up to somebody else Just treatin' you human is all I had to do I got corns walkin' the floor My shoes are all worn And the carpets half torn I'm kickin' myself 'Til I'm black and blue Child, I'd be so happy If you come back again I've been getting slappy From all this punishment Well, I'm runnin' away Is it doing me harm Go and spend my days on a funny farm If I can't spend them being close to you Cause I'm kickin' myself It's making me black and blue Over you