Once I had a girl She called me on the phone Said come on over honey You know I'm all alone But when I got to her place What I saw stopped me dead She was standin' with a shotgun Pointed at my head My My too bad too sad My My too good to last So I'm cuttin' out fast Once I had a friend We had a lot of laughs He was all a friend could be Knowin' him was just a gas One night I got home he gave me one surprise He was standin' in a womans dress Lashes on his eyes My my too bad too sad My my too good to last So I'm cuttin'out Fast My, my, my My, My, My Had a pretty wife She was all I could need Gave me what I wanted Never had to plead One day a man called And he put me wise Shes doin' the same thing With ten other guys My my too bad too sad My my too good to last So I'm cuttin'out fast My my too bad too sad My my too good to last So I'm cuttin' out fast My, my, my My, my, my