Excuse me did you call yourself a love expert Studied, graduated and qualified to show me what it's all about? Honey, talk is cheap, you gonna have to convince me Did you say, I've got a lot to learn? Well, don't think I'm trying not to learn Right here is the perfect spot to learn Teach me tonight Starting with the A, B, C of it Right down to the X, Y, Z of it Teach me the whole mystery of it Teach me tonight The sky's a blackboard high above us And if a shooting star should fly by I'll take that star and write, 'I love you, I love you' A thousand times across the sky One thing isn't very clear, my love Should the teachers stand so near, my love? Graduation's almost here, my love Come on and teach me tonight The sky's a blackboard high above you And if a shooting star should fly by I'll take that star and write, 'I love you' A thousand times across the sky One thing, one thing isn't very clear Should no teachers stand so near Graduation's almost here, my love Come on and teach me tonight Graduation's almost here, my love Teach me, teach me tonight