(Joe Ricardel, Redd Evans) I don't want French fried potatoes, Red ripe tomatoes, I'm never satisfied. I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side. I don't want pork chops and bacon, That won't awaken My appetite inside. I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side. Now a persons really got to eat And a person should eat right. Five will get you ten I'm gonna feed myself right tonight. I don't want fish cakes and rye bread, You heard what I said. Waiter, please serve mine fried I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side. ~interlude~ Now a persons really got to eat And a person should eat right. Five will get you ten I'm gonna feed myself right tonight. I don't want fish cakes and rye bread, You heard what I said. Waiter, please serve mine fried I want the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay With chafafa on the side. I want the frim fram sauce with the ausen fay with cha fafa, cha fafa, cha fafa, on the side P-LEAZZZE!