1- I love to climb an apple tree Though apples green are bad for me And I' ll be sick as I can be It' s foolish but it' s fun 2- When thunderstorms put folks to rout And no one dares to venture out That' s when I love to slush about It' s foolish but it' s fun 3- If I should ever come to pass That I inherit wealth I' ll eat and drink and keep at it Until I wreck my health 4- I'll never see the morning light I' ll sleep all day and dance all night And though I know it isn't right It' s foolish but it' s fun 5- Lots of people disagree with me And possibly, I' m wrong But I gathered my philosophy From the moods of a silly song Yes, possibly I' m wrong Quite probably I' m wrong But even if I' m wrong Repeat 1-2-3-4-4