Jeff Moss Do you, Piggy, take this frog To be your lawful wedded husband Do you? I do... Do you, Froggie take this Pig To be your lawful wedded wife Until you die? Well, I? Well....I...? Do you? (gulp) I do... Then because you share a love so big I now pronounce you frog and pig What better way could anything end? Hand in hand with a friend