Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty. Anything ragged or rotton or rusty. Yes, I love trash. I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn. It's all full of holes and the laces are torn... A gift from my mother the day I was born. I love it because it's trash. Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty. Anything ragged or rotton or rusty. Yes, I love trash. I have here some newspaper thirteen months old. I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and old. But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold! I love it because it's trash Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty. Anything ragged or rotton or rusty. Yes, I love trash. I've a clock that won't work, And an old telephone. A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone... And I am delighted to call them my own! I love them because they're trash Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty. Anything ragged or rotton or rusty. Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!