Well I don't know where they come from, but they sure do come I hope they're coming for me And I don't know how they do it, but they do it good I hope they do it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever First time that I got it I was thirteen years old! Gotta it from some kitty next door And I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure Now I think I gotta it some more Cat scratch fever Back scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever I'm not in danger, I'm not in pain, I'm moving like a train You know you got it 'cause it makes you insane It makes you want to do it, do it, wasting my brain Well I make that pussy purr with a stroke of my hand They know their gettin it from me They know just where to come to find a sensitive man They know their gettin it for free Cat scratch fever Back scratch fever