Spent a million dollars on amphetamines Crashed a lot of cars Fucked all the stupid stars in Hollywood Because I could, because we could So you loved to hate us in your private jets Funny how you bitched and moaned 'Cause you got fat and rich And when I'm dead All you'll put on my headstone is that I'm so fake I'm a dirty little bastard Fake I was always so plastered Fake So you say it's true Fake I'm a dirty little whore Fake I'm everything and more Looks like I'm fake Just like just like you 40 million records and going strong Never won a Grammy Still won't play along in Hollywood Like we should (chorus) My diamond rings and cocaine binges All strung out on your syringes Sold my soul while you sold records I have been your slave forever What are you fat cats doing anyway? Take our money and flush it down the drain You're so fake You're a dirty little bastard Fake You're always so plastered Fake So you say it's true Looks like I'm a fake like you Fake You're a dirty little whore Fake You're always such a bore Fake So you say it's true