Now there There speaks a true friend There speaks a friend for life You told me all the things That you think are wrong with me I just wish youd stayed around and helped me put them right But nevertheless There There speaks a true friend There speaks a friend for life You listed all the things That people cannot stand about me I just wish youd stayed around and helped me to improve Because Ive tried, Ive tried Ive really really tried You say I dont know how to live (And thats true) You say I dont deserve to live Oh where would I be without my friends to help me? I just cant imagine where Id be, can you? NO!