Oh you silly old man You silly old man You're making a fool of yourself So get off the stage You silly old man In your misguided trousers With your mascara and your Fender guitar And you think your can rouse us But the song that you just sang It sounds exactly like the last one And the next one I bet you it will sound Like this one Downstage, and offstage Don't you feel all run in? And you wonder when they will take it away This is your final fling But then applause ran high But for the patience of the ones behind you As a verse drags on like a month drags on It's very short but it seems very long And the song that you just sang It sounds exactly like the last one And the next one I bet you it will sound Like this one So get off the stage Oh, get off the stage And when you get down off of the stage Please stay off the stage, Ol