it was just a couple of summers ago annie met gary they moved to eachother so in love the future was their canvass and life was their paint but annie, she wanted gary to wait to do it until their wedding day gary said, "ok annie. that's alright I can wait." "But let's get married right away" soon enough that wedding day rolled around and it was a very beautiful wedding you know the kind after the wedding everybody went back to a big reception at annie's mother's house and it was a great party there was a band, there was food there was so much love in the air and annie annie grabbed a bottle of champagne she grabbed gary by the hand and they snuck away from the party they went downstairs down to the laundry room down int he basement down to the laundry room soon they were rolling around in the laundry down in the laundry room rolling around rolling around rolling around rolling around then gary hit his head on the dryer he hit it pretty hard in fact gary is dead oh, gary's dead! oh! if she hadn't waited, then they couldn't say it a virgin bride is a virgin widow today if she hadn't waited, then they couldn't say it a virgin bride is a virgin widow today
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