(Rhythm combo starts up out of vision and Sgt. Duckie sings. This is all part of the Policevision Pan-European song contest, of course. Superimposed caption on screen: 'SGT DUCKIE'S SONG.' Duckie performs a showy, happy dance and jauntily twirls his whistle chain.) Duckie: I'm a little bit sad and lonely Now my baby's gone away... I'm feeling kinda blue Don't know just what to do I feel a little sad today. Chorus of PCs: He's a little bit sad and lonely Now his baby's gone away He's feeling kinda blue He don't know just what to do He's not feeling so good today. Duckie: Wheeeen I smile The sun comes flooding in (dadadadadada) But wheeeen I'm sad It goes behind the clouds again. Chorus: He's a little bit sad and lonely Now his baby's gone away He's feeling kinda - (they stop abruptly and say:) etcetera, etcetera