[ Предположительная тональность: D ] [Verses] D G Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. A D Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong. D It's swell to have a stiffy, G G/F# E7 It's divine to own a dick. A From the tiniest little tadger, D G D To the world's biggest prick. D G So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. A D G D Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake. D Your piece-of-pork, Your wife's best friend, G G/F# E7 Your Percy or your cock. A You can wrap it up in ribbons, D G D You can slip it in your sock. C C7 But don't take it out in public G G/F# E Or they will stick you in the dock, A D7 G D G And you won't come back. Oh, thank you very much.