In every little town and village too Somewhere in the neighborhood You'll find a little band of ladies who Can't stop doing good Good for the pigeons in the park Good for the weekly tea Good for the national bank where they keep their treasury We're the ladies aid society And we're really a great bunch of girls We're the ladies aid society And soon we'll take over the world Here they come marching down the street Witgh their picket signs in hand With their blue and white pleated uniforms And their all girl five-piece band Down with long haired singing groups Down with the mayor too And if you;re under 65 they're down on you We're the ladies aid society And we just want to sell you the truth Were the ladies aid society And it's time we clamp down on the youth We're the ladies aid society and we're really a great bunch of girls We're the ladies aid soicety And soon we'll take over the world We're the ladies aid society And we just want to sell you the truth Were the ladies aid society And it's time we clamp down on the youth