[ Предположительная тональность: G ] Cthulhu Pie Lyrics by r/freekill based on American Pie Chords by r/spidyfan21 based on other chords r/spidyfan21 also made a few lyrical changes VERSE G D Em7 A long, long time ago Am C Em D I can still remember those berries in the grocery aisle G D Em7 And I knew right then at first glance Am C Em C D That I could make a pie perchance and maybe it would have a little smile Em Am Em Am But the result, it made me shiver As I removed it after dinner C G Am C D Bad news on the stove top, My breathing came to a stop G D Em Am7 D I can't remember if I cried When I looked into its evil eyes G D Em Something touched me deep inside C D7 G C G The day I baked that pie CHORUS G C G D So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why G C G D Your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die VERSE G Am Did you come here to make me flee, C Am Em D And were you sent by the devil to me, Will the Bible tell me so? G D Em Did you come here to devour my soul, Am7 C Em A7 D and will locusts fly out of your berry holes. I had to back away real slow! Em D Em D Well, I know that you're an evil dessert and I'm not sure I can get away unhurt C G A7 C D7 I figured what have I got to lose , it was time for me to choose. G D Em Am C I was a lonely teenage pastry cook with a soul that heaven had forsook G D Em so I knew that it was time to book C D7 G The day I baked that pie. C G I started screaming CHORUS G C G D So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why G C G D Your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die VERSE G Am Now for ten years I've been on my own C Am Em D but the pie still haunts me when I'm all alone but that's not how it should be. G D Em When I grabbed my things, and I ran away Am7 C Em A7 D the pie spoke to me in an ominous way with a voice that came from you and me Em D Em D Oh, and while I thought I was safe and sound, the pie's power grew by leaps and bounds. C G A7 C D7 Humanity was enslaved; No one could be saved. G D Em Am C And while all I wanted was a tasty treat, the pie took over the world's elite, G D Em And we were forced to make a hasty retreat, C D7 G The day I baked that pie. C G We were scream'n CHORUS G C G D So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why G C G D Your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die VERSE G Am Helter skelter the hell fires made us swelter. C Am Em D The survivors hid in a fallout shelter, But our supplies weren't going to last. G D Em It was time to strike, to save our lives. Am7 C Before the pie lead to our demise, Em A7 D So we came up with a plan really fast. Em D Now an evil mist was everywhere Em D and Cthulhu's minions reaped death and despair C G A7 C D7 we only had one chance, we had to make our stance! G D Em The pie it tried to make us scream Am C so we found a freezer full of vanilla ice cream G D Em and we filled a truck to the extreme C D7 G The day I baked that pie C G We started scream'n CHORUS G C G D So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why G C G D Your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die VERSE G Am Oh, and there we were all in one place, C Am Em D the Cthulhu Pie had given us chase but there was no time left to run and hide. G D Em Am7 C So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick! our plan was crazy, and our implementation drastic Em A7 D but we lured the pie into an ice cream landslide Em D Em D Oh, and as I watched it shout with rage My hands clenched a spoon, ready to engage. C G A7 C D7 The pie was born in hell but we broke that satan's spell. G D Em Am C and as we devoured its tasty crust and enjoyed the ice cream in a fit of lust G D Em I saw Cthulhu laughing with disgust C D7 G The day I baked that pie C G He started singing CHORUS G C G D So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why G C G D Your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die VERSE G D Em Now, 100 years have come and gone Am C and the Cthulhu Pie is legend and song Em D and that's the way it stayed for a while. G D Em Until, a girl went to the grocery store Am C Where I had gone years before, Em C D and she baked apples in a crust, and gave it a smile. Em Am And in the streets: the children screamed, Em Am The lovers cried, and the poets blasphemed. C G Am the evil had returned; C D all of humanity burned. G D Em Am7 C D7 And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost G D Em Am7 D7 G They caught the last train for the coast the she baked that pie D7 and they were singing... CHORUS G C G D So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie G C G D you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why G C G D Your evil crust makes me want to cry Em A7 Em D7 Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
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