Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7 _________________________________ Tuning- Standard Chords used: D xx0232 G 320003 E 022100 C x32010 Am x02210 F xx3211 Em 022000 Intro e|--3-2----------3-2------------3-2---------------------------------| B|-------0---0-----------0------------0---0----2-3----0-------------| G|---------0-----------0---0------------0-----------0---0-----------| D|--0-0----------0-0------------0-0------------0-0------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| Erik loved Candace with love so dear G D e|-------3---------3--------------2-----------2---------------------| B|-----0--0-------0-0-----------3--3--------3---3-------------------| G|---0-----0----0----0--------2------2----2------2------------------| D|--------------------------0-----------0---------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------| He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near Em C e|--------0------------0----------------0---------0-----------------| B|------0--0---------0--0--------------1-1-------1-1----------------| G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-----------0----0----0----0---------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------3----------3---------------------| E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------| One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true G D e|-------3---------3-----------------2-----------2------------------| B|-----0--0-------0-0--------------3--3--------3---3----------------| G|---0-----0----0----0-----------2------2----2------2---------------| D|-----------------------------0-----------0------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------| And this is the story that I now sing to you Em C e|--------0------------0------------0---------0---------------------| B|------0--0---------0--0----------1-1-------1-1--------------------| G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-------0----0----0----0-------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------3----------3-------------------------| E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------| There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round Am D e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------| B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------| G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------| D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------| A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| Having lots of fun and making weird sounds G Em e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------| B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------| G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------| Erik then took a chance Am D e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------| B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------| G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------| D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------| A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| He began to masturbate that night G Em e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------| B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------| G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------| And it was that moment Am D e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------| B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------| G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------| D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------| A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------| That Sammy Sperm took flight G Em e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------| B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------| G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------| (Strum Chords) E C G D Sammy was flying right through the air E C G D With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair E C G D His mind was determined, he knew his goal E C G D He had to land inside Candace's hole F G Em Am Suddenly, Sammy landed inside F G Em Am He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide F G Em Am Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail F G Em Am Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell F G Em Am Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds F G Em Am Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod F G Em Am Candace was humiliated and extremely sad But hey, come on, herpes isn't that bad! F G Em Am E e|----1---------3----------------------------0-------------| B|---1-1-------0-0------0--------1----------0--------------| G|--2---2-----0---0----0-0------2-2--------1---------------| D|-3-------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------0---------------------------| E|----------3---------0------------------0-----------------|