------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Retirement Home - Brett Kline ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Brett Kline Email: n/a Tuning: EADGBE I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too. *palm muted* G D I went to see my grandparents last week Em C I was greeted by some old freak G D He said "hello" at least five times to me Em C He's probably just losing his memory *regular strumming* G D I'm at the retirement home Em C I'm at the retirement home G D I'm at the retirement home Em C I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah! *palm muted* G D Look at them losing all of their hairs Em C Watch them falling down the stairs G D See that guy lying on his back Em C Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah! *regular strumming* G D I'm at the retirement home Em C I'm at the retirement home G D I'm at the retirement home Em C I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah! *palm muted* G D You have to look out for these old folks Em C At any time they can have strokes G D But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV Em C I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee *regular strumming* G D I'm at the retirement home Em C I'm at the retirement home G D That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam Em C G At the retirement home - oh yeah!