[ Предположительная тональность: A ] Wal-Martians Words and music by David S. Thomas http://www.youtube.com/user/MrWalmartian LYRICS A D I went down to the Wal-Mart. It was getting pretty late A B E All I needed was some nacho chips, a camera, and some bait A D When I walked in through them slidin doors All that I could see A E A Was these strange lookin critters And they was starin back at me A D You know the ones Iâm talkinâ about, Those folks that dress so weird A B E Like that guy there in the pink hot pants, the tattoos and the beard A D And that skinny chick beside him Lord, sheâs givin me the chills A E A In her leather bondage boustier And her four inch âhurt meâ heels CHORUS D A Wal-Martians Beats all Iâve ever seen D B E Wal-Martians Every night is Halloween D A F#m Wal-Martians Nothinâ could be clearer E A Iâll bet they never looked into a mirror A D Thereâs a guy there over in lingerie He looks like a plumber in a thong A B E His pants are hanginâ way too low And that under wearâs just wrong A D And thereâs a lady wearinâ fishnet stockings And a leatheret mini skirt A E A Four hundred pounds or lovinâ With âIâm Sexyâ on her shirt CHORUS A D If I was the fashion police Iâd be busy writinâ tickets A B E To that lady in the halter top She looks like a busted can of biscuits A D And Iâd really like to tell her But itâd probâly start a fight A E A That spandex is a privilege not a right CHORUS BRIDGE D A But itâs really not my place to accuse D B E âCause Iâm wearinâ my pink bunny slippers And my NASCAR jammies too! A D I guess itâs time I took my stuff Get checked out and go A B E But Iâll come back tomorrow though For the late night fashion show A D But as I was walkinâ out This guy was walkinâ in A E A And I could tell by what he was wearinâ That he was gonna fit right in CHORUS D A Wal-Martians - Theyâre everywhere you look D B E Wal-Martians - Some one should write a book D A F#m Wal-Martians - Nothinâ could be clearer E A Iâll bet they never look into a mirror E A Yeah, thereâs a Wal-Martin in my mirror