[ Предположительная тональность: C ] A hit in 1961 for British comedian Tommy Cooper. Capo on 4 to play in right key (B) Verse C G C Daddy came home from work tired F C His boss had been driving him mad F C The kids were all shouting the dog bit him too Dm G His dinner was nothing but boiled over stew Verse 2 C G C I guess it was then he decided F C Up to the rooftop he'll go F C He was about to jump off when Dm G C The kids started howling below Chorus C G C 'Don't jump off the roof Dad F C You'll make a hole in the yard F C Mother's just planted petunias Dm G The weeding and seeding was hard C G C If you must end it all Dad F C Won't you please give us a break F C Just take a walk down the park Dad Dm G C And there you can jump in the lake.' Repeat chorus C G C 'Don't jump off the roof Dad F C You'll make a hole in the yard F C Mother's just planted petunias Dm G The weeding and seeding was hard C G C If you must end it all Dad F C Won't you please give us a break F C Just take a walk down the park Dad Dm G C And there you can jump in the lake