[ Предположительная тональность: C#m ] I Love Onions:Susan Christie. #63 on BB Hot 100 on COLUMBIA Records in 1966. INTRO:(Kazoo) A Gb B E A #1. A Gb I don't like snails or toads or frogs or B strange things living under logs. E A E But, mmm, I love onions. A Gb I don't like dancing with Crazy Ted, he's B always jumping on my head. E A E But, mmm, I love onions. CHORUS: A Gb B Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. E A B E Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. A Gb B Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. E A E Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. #3. A Gb B I don't like rain or snow or hail or Moby Dick, the great white whale. E A E But, mmm, I love onions. A Gb I don't like shoes that pinch your toes or B people who squirt you with a garden hose. E A E But, mmm, I love onions. CHORUS: A Gb B Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. E A B E Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. A Gb B Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. E A Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. BRIDGE:(Spoken:) A Gb B Onions are a tuberous vegetable and is a member E of the genus, 'Stinkus Delicioso.' A It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian E A pharaohs and their friends and cousins. Gb B It causes watering of the eyes and rubifaction E A of the skin..but it is very, very tasty..ha-ha. CHORUS: A Gb B Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. E A B E Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. A Gb B Onions, onions, la-la-la, onions, onions, ha-ha-ha. E A Root, toot, doo, doo, doot, doo, doo. OUTRO: D Gb A (How vewy, vewy good!) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.