[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Plastic Jesus R.F. Seabury tabbed by Ed Yaekle Capo 2, standard chord formations D D7 I don't care if it rains or freezes G as long as I've got my plastic Jesus D A7 riding on the dashboard of my car D D7 Through my trials and tribulations G and my travels through many nations D A7 D with my plastic Jesus I'll go far Chorus D G Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus D A7 riding on the dashboard of my car D D7 He won't slip, He won't slide G 'Cause His feet are magnitized D A7 D riding on the dashboard of my car D A7 Riding down a thoroughfare G With His nose up in the air D A7 (a) wreck might be ahead but He don't mind D D7 Trouble coming, He don't see G He just keeps his eyes on me D A7 D and any other thing that lies behind Repeat Chorus (x2) D G Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus D A7 riding on the dashboard of my car D D7 Though the sunshine on His back G Makes Him peel and chip and crack D A7 D a little patchin' keeps Him up to par D G Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus D A7 D riding on the dashboard of my car D D7 Once His robe was snowy white G Now it ain't quite so bright D A7 D Stained by the smoke of my cigar D D7 If I weave around at night G and the po-lice think I'm tight D A7 they never find my bottle though they ask D D7 Plastic Jesus Shelters me G For His head comes off you see D A7 D He's hollow and I use Him for a flask Repeat Chorus D G Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus D A7 riding on the dashboard of my car D D7 Ride with me and have a dram G of the blood of the Lamb D A7 D Plastic Jesus is a holy bar