[ Предположительная тональность: C ] [Verse] Dm Some of them are hairy A Some of them are bald Dm Some are kinda scary Gm A And this is what they're called [Chorus] Dm Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! Bb A They call that thing Dm Vagina [Verse] F C F Some belong to virgins C Dm They're really tight and strong F C Bb But big or small, I love 'em all Gm A That's why I sing my song [Chorus] Dm Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! Bb A They call that thing Dm Vagina [Verse] Em A Em Some of them are smelly B Like clams and fish and such Em C A Some smell like a summer's eve C B Cause they've been duesched too much [Chorus] Em Vagina! Em Vagi-hoo-a! C B They call that thing Em Vagina Em Vagina! Em Vagi-hoo-a! C B They call that thing Em Vagina Em Dm Nothin could be finer B Than to be in a vagina C F Em In the morning