[ Предположительная тональность: F ] Transfusion:Nervous Norvus. (Real name, Jimmy Drake) #8 on BB Hot 100 on DOT Records in 1956. (It was banned on many radio stations..why, I don't know. But it was taken seriously in some quarters.) (***Someone requested this and I kept putting it off.. mainly because it's really stupid. Please bear in mind.. I didn't write it and the chords are those originally used in the song. It hit #8 and made a lot of money. Go figure.***) INTRO: B Bb (Car engine revving up)ZZZZZZOOOOOOOMMMMMMM. #1. Am7 F Tooling down the hightway doing 79..I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine. Gb Bb Hey, man, dig that..was that a red stop sign? (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) C Transfusion, transfusion, I'm just a solid mess of contusions. A Never, never, never gonna speed again..slip the Bb blood to me, Bud. #2. F I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine..I gotta A make a date with that chick of mine. E Gb I cross the center-line, man, you gotta make time. (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) C A Transfusion, transfusion, oh, man, I got the cotton- pickin convolutions. C F Never, never, never gonna speed again..shoot the juice A to me, Bruce. #3. A F My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead. But I'm a fast riding daddy with a real cool head. Bb I'm-a gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead.. (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) C Gb Transfusion, transfusion, my red corpsuckles are in C Em7 mass confusion. C B D Never, never, never gonna speed again..pour the crimson F to me, Jimson. #4. F I took a little drink and I'm feelin right. I can fly right over everything everything in sight. There's a slow poking cat, I'm gonna pass him on the right. (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) C G C Em7 Transfusion, transfusion..I'm a real gone paleface and B C that's no illusion..I'm-a never never, never gonna speed Am7 F again..pass the claret to me, Barrett. #5. F Bb A-rollin down the mountain on a rainy day. F Bbm Oh, when you see me coming better start to pray. Gb Bb I'm a-cuttin' up the road and I'm the boss all the way. (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) C A Ab Transfusion, transfusion..oh, doc, pardon me for this crazy intrusion. C A Em7 I'm never, never, never gonna speed again..pump the fluid Bb in me, Louie. #6. F I'm burning up the freeway early this morn..I'm passing everybody, Bb oh, nothing but corn. Man outa my way, I don't drive with my horn. (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) Em7 C Transfusion, transfusion..oh, nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution. A B A I'm never, never, never gonna speed again..put a gallon in me, Alan. OUTRO: Bb Oh, barnyard drivers are found in two classes..line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses. Dm7 C Dm7 D F So, rememmber to slow down, today..hey, daddy-o..a-make that Type O, huh? B Atta boy! (Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle!!) A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.