[ Предположительная тональность: C ] Verse 1 C F G7 C Come along and join the Air Force, we're a happy band, they say. F G7 We never do a lick of work, just fly around all day. F C F C While others work and study hard and soon grow old and blind, F G7 C you'll take to the air without a care, and you will never mind. Chorus: F C You'll never mind; you'll never mind. F G7 C Oh, come and join the Air Force and you will never mind. Verse 2 C F G7 C Promotions come upon you, just as high as you desire. F G7 You're riding on the gravy train when you're an Air Force flyer. F C F C But just when you're about to be a General you'll find F G7 C the engine coughs, the wings fall off, and you will never mind. Chorus: F C You'll never mind; you'll never mind. F G7 C Oh, come and join the Air Force and you will never mind. Verse 3 C F G7 C One day you loop a spinner and with an awful tear F G7 you find yourself without your wings, but few will ever care. F C F C For in about two minutes more another pair you'll find, F G7 C you'll fly with Pete in his angel suite, and you will never mind. Chorus: F C You'll never mind; you'll never mind. F G7 C Oh, come and join the Air Force and you will never mind. Verse 4 C F G7 C You're flying across the ocean when you hear your engine spit. F G7 You see a prop come to a stop, the god damn engine quits. F C F C The ship won't float, you cannot swim, the shore is miles behind. F G7 C You'll be a dish for happy fish, but you will never mind. Chorus: F C You'll never mind; you'll never mind. F G7 C Oh, come and join the Air Force and you will never mind. Verse 5 C F G7 C I'm flying in my F-86 along the Yaloo shore. F G7 I'm loyal to the Air Force, but I'm rotten to the core. F C F C I've only got one engine, Jack, and if that bastard quits F G7 C it will be up there all by itself 'cause I'm the kind that gits! Chorus: F C You'll never mind; you'll never mind. F G7 C Oh, come and join the Air Force and you will never mind. Verse 6 C F G7 C Maybe you'll ride the gravy train in administrative work; F G7 let other guys light up the skies, why should you be a jerk? F C F C You'll meet that higher officer to whom you've been assigned F G7 C with your nose in place (and I don't mean on your face) and you will never mind. Chorus: F C You'll never mind; you'll never mind. F G7 C Oh, come and join the Air Force and you will never mind. 2x (This is my first submission. Here you go, Dad :-)