[ Предположительная тональность: Eb ] I Got A Wife:The Mark IV. #14 on CANADA'S CHUM CHART and #24 on BB Hot 100 on MERCURY Records in 1959. INTRO: Eb #1. Eb Bb Eb Hey, I got a wife at home, I got a wife at home. Eb Ab I got a wife, she's the apple of my life but I Eb Bb Eb wish she would leave me alone when I hear.. CHORUS: Eb Hang your clothes up, wipe your feet off, goodness Bb sake don't slam the door. Bb Fix the socket, dry the dishes, can't you do a Eb single chore? Hang the picture, set the table, don't drop Ab ashes on the floor. Eb Bb Heat the bottle, change the baby, you don't love Eb me anymore!! #2. Eb Bb He don't love her anymore, there he goes right Ab Eb out the door. Eb Ab Eb He'll be back about half past ten and then she'll start right in again. CHORUS: Eb Tack the shade up, wash the windows, wipe the Bb hand-prints off the door. Ab Change the light bulbs, scrub the bathtub, pick Eb the toys up from the floor. Eb Tape the lamp cord, make some coffee, burn the Ab garbage, oil the door. Eb Get the kids and call my mother, you don't love me anymore!! INTERLUDE: Eb Bb Fm Eb Ab Eb Bb Eb #3. Eb Bb Eb Hey, I got a wife at home, I got a wife at home. Eb Ab I got a wife, she's the apple of my life but I Eb Bb Eb wish she would leave me alone, when I hear.. CHORUS: Eb (yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) OK! OK! I'll do it! Bb (yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Yeah! OK! Eb (yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Honey, honey.. Ab (yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Please, honey.. Ab (yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) Yeah, I'll do it! Eb (yap-yap-yap-yap!!....) QUIET!!!!!!!! #3. Eb Bb He don't love her anymore, there he goes right Ab Eb out the door. Eb Ab Eb He'll be back about half past ten and then she'll Bb Eb start right in again. Eb OUTRO: (nag-nag-nag-yap-yap-yap-yap!!)..(Fade.) A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.