[ Предположительная тональность: E ] Ive Seen Pubic Hair Man by MacLean and Maclean http://www.macleanandmaclean.com/ E I was having me a burger in a dirty greasy-spoon cafe I was eatin' it with relish when the man behind me turned to say A Whats that pubic hair doin' lyin' on your bun ? E I said I never saw it sittin' there are you sure it's really one ? B7 He stood up on the table and said now you looky here E I've travelled all over this country and I know pubic hair Chorus E I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man A E I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man B7 E Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair.... E I've seen great ones, straight ones, always on your plate ones, long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones A red ones, dead ones, layin' on your head ones E black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones B7 short ones, thick ones, growin' from your dick ones E grown ones, showin' ones, flowin' ones, blowin' ones Chorus E I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man A E I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man B7 E Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair.... E I've seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your pussy ones, saved ones, shaved ones, floatin' on your gravy ones A dirty ones, flirty ones, fluffin' up your birdy ones, E neat ones, sweet ones, on the toilet seat ones, B7 flipper ones, gripper ones, catch 'em in your zipper ones, E throw 'em ones, show 'em ones, flowin' ones, glowin' ones Chorus E I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man A E I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man B7 E Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair.... E I've seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones, dear ones, queer ones, find 'em in your beer ones, A proud ones, loud ones, drop 'em in a crowd ones, E quiet ones, diet ones, burger shake and fry ones B7 pop ones, quaff ones, floatin' to the top ones, E triple ones, frozen ones, find 'em in your hoser ones Chorus E I've seen pubic hair man, I've never liked 'em there man A E I've even got my share man, beneath my underwear man B7 E Sticken' out here and there man, I've seen pubic hair....