[ Предположительная тональность: D ] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KOGAN BROKE MY PIZZA SLICER - SoulBroNo3 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Seismatters Tuning: Standard E A D G B E Reference: http://www.datpiff.com/SoulBroNo3-Kikis-Pizza-Delivery-Service-mixtape.731988.html Capo 1 This song is based off 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None The Richer. As a result I used the chords by Julio Alberto Sebastian Baena albert_slasher@hotmail.com for reference. Also (I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this but anyway), if the lyrics are in brackets, that's because they are lyrics that are rapped at the same time as the sung lyrics. So they will not have chords over them because you're supposed to just use the chords above the sung lyrics. INTRO D I made a song called 'Kogan with cheese how you please D7M July 2014', and it went on a really cool mixtape. D7 Since then Kogan visited my house and uuum D7M He's a destructive little tyrant. D D7M He broke my pizza slicer and toilet in the same day. D7 D7M 'Cos he's an animal, not a person. VERSE 1 D Bust in the door and he's lookin' at me like D7M 'Why we gotta be in after the streetlight?' D7 Parking spot's hot so we just gotta eat like D7M Tummy keeps tight on a slight appetite, right? D Reasoning could've worked but he just won't D7M Gaylord Hotel Morning croissants D7 For nice bucks though so I cut slow, you must know G I never no show, so just don't. CHORUS Em A Oh, kiss me (Fuck You) D Bm beneath the milky twilight Em A lead me (You broke my pizza slicer) D D7 G A D out on the moonlight floor, lift your open hand (You kicked the flushing mechanic on my toilet and snapped it in half) A Bm strike up the band and let the fireflies (What kind of fucking guest are you?) A G A dance, silver moon's sparkling (Look at where we at, 'cos she thinks she all that... yeah, cool movie) D kiss me VERSE 2 -- PART I D It's never the right pressure, having to buy a dress-shirt D7M Toilet's funeral 'cos he snapped the lever D7 Thinking it ain't clever, thinking it's like whatever, D7M Read the price on my pizza slicer VERSE 2 -- PART II D Kiss me (No) D7M down by the broken treehouse D7 Swing me (Yeah, "broken treehouse", you break that too, asshole?) D7M upon its hanging tire (Fuck you) D Bring Bring (You break everything) D7M bring your flowered hat, we'll (Everything you touch breaks) D7 G take the trail marked on your father's map, oh (Every girl you've ever met, her heart is broken... 'cos you break everything) VERSE 2 -- PART III Em A Bustin' shit left-and-right, my S.O.S. light, D Bm please save me, from this baby, of destructive Em A D might and I might, as a type, grab a shield to fight Bm but I'll yield tonight, 'cos I feel this tight. Em A Never had a slice of pie D Bm puts the wheel down and the round-screw dies Em A face in pan, no hands in the den, G A coming up for air, looking like pig pen... ...'cos you're a little garbage baby BRIDGE D Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him D7M Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him D7 This sounds like Super Mario Sunshine D7M but Fuck Kogan, yeah fuck him CHORUS 2 -- PART I Em A It's $2.99 for replacing mine D Bm can't pay the crime? then you're putting in time Em A and I'm... the crust curator D Bm don't get sauced in my pizza theatre CHORUS 2 -- PART II Em A Oh, kiss me (Any girl that kisses you gets chapped lips) D Bm beneath the milky twilight Em A lead me (You broke them. You broke the lips) D D7 G A D out on the moonlight floor, lift your open hand (If you kiss the girl that's singing this, she won't have lips anymore, because you fucked it up) A Bm strike up the band and let the fireflies (I hate you) A G A dance, silver moon's sparkling (Go break somebody else's toilet... see where we at while sh-she's all that) D kiss me VERSE 3 D Not really a money attack, 'cos he erratic D7M and I'll retract any statements about your anus D7 can't fake this, that isn't polite D7M D bringing a light of truth to fight ruthless faces take this 'cos I wasn't done D7M said 'you're a brick wall for tons of fun' D7 in the end you lost, your desposit's tossed D7M ask what my cutter cost and reply when you've got it, boss OUTRO D Duh, it's me Kogan D7M 'Ey boss, it's me Kogan D7 What are we gonna do, boss? D7M It's me, Kogan D Duh, boss, I broke it D7M I broke everything boss D7 Duh, it's me Kogan D7M Fuck You end on D "Pay for my pizza slicer. Pay for my fucking pizza slicer. I'm not even fucking joking right now. You think you can fucking get away with that for free?"
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