[ Предположительная тональность: C ] [Verse] C I want a commodious commode G To have when I get old F With a super soft toilet seat G One that's easy on my cheeks C I need super soft toilet paper G Not the kind like sandpaper F But it needs to be the stronger kind G So none's left in my behind. [Verse] C I need a shelf with lots of books G Perhaps a stove so I can cook F That would really make me smile G Cause I'm gonna a be there a while. [Verse] C I need a commodious commode G One that can handle heavy loads F With a super powered flush G So it won't ever stop up. [Verse] C And if I'm ever feeling frustration G When I'm stopped up from constipation F I know it will be okay G Cause I can sit in there all day. [Verse] C Everyone needs a place G Where they can go just to escape F Well, that's good enough for me G And people can just let me be. [Verse] F Now I don't ask for much I'm a simple man C But I'd like some comfort when I use the can G F Oh when I really really have to go G C I want me a commodious commode