Misc Unsigned Bands - Join Islam - Sye Ten - аккорды

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A really simplified version of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw

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I'll share with you the tale of when
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I met some baggy-trousered gentlemen
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They spoke with flair and with panache
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They all had beards but no moustache

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They had a book called the Qur'an
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containing some divine and cosmic plan
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And then I cringed in fear and dread
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as one closed up his book and said

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Just do it, just do it Do it before you die
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Join Islam, come on man
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Don't upset the man in the sky
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The consequences are dire
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You'll really piss him off
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and then he'll burn you in the fire
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Just do it, just do it now!


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So I said: I can't do it, I can't do it
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I really don't believe in God
Your passion and your fashion
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I really think are really rather odd
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No derision It's my decision
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and I don't like the idea of a circumcision
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I won't do it. I won't join Islam.

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And they said: Join Islam
Read the Qur'an
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Linguistically it's sublime
I've checked and
It's perfect
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In every way and for all time
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It's righteous It has no likeness
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Here's a verse with forty-two rhetorical devices
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Join Islam Just do it now!

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And I said: I can't do it
I can't do it
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I've never felt the need to pray
On a carpet
with a view of men's arses
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I'm sorry I don't pray that way
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I'm at a disadvantage
I can't read the language
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All I want is lager and a bacon sandwich
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I can't do it I won't join Islam

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And he said: I won't boast
but first and foremost
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ask yourself what if you're wrong.
You believe that something
came from nothing?
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My faith could never be that strong!
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It's not pragmatic
It's un-Quranic
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It violates the second law of thermodynamics
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Think about it. But don't take to long!

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And I said: I can't do it I can't do it
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Not without some evidence
I'm not biassed
Just give me science
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None of you are making sense
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It's not for me, man
Leave me be, man
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I'd rather pour a glass and drink my daddy's semen
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I can't do it. I won't join Islam

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And they said: "Brother makes a good point"
Join islam
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But only if you feel inclined
Our obsession
is freedom of expression
Just say whatever's on your mind
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It's splendid
We commend it,
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But we reserve the right to never be offended
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Join islam, Join islam now

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And I said: I can't do it
I can't do it
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I believe in equality
It's a given:
rights for women
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have no place in your ideology
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No integration
No education
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The only thing your females get is genital mutilation
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That's final
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I won't join Islam

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And they said: Join Islam
Just do it
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The moment is so opportune
Our practice:
To blacklist
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every novel and cartoon
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Keep silent
We're strident,
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We'll chop the head off anyone who says we're violent,
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Join Islam ,Just do it NOW!

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And I said: I can't do it
I can't do it
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Censorship I Despise
It's fair
to declare the
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universal right to criticize

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I don't want Sharia
round here
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I'd rather pack my bags and move to North Korea
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I won't do it I won't join Islam

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And they said: Join Islam Just do it
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Western women are all whores
Here's my sister
No man has kissed her
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Join us and she'll be all yours
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She's no shirker
A real hard worker
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She'll show you everything she's got beneath her burqa
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Just do it! Join Islam now!

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And I said: ALRIGHT!!
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I'll do it
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I'm a red-blooded male
It's intriguing
I'm pleading
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to find out what's behind her veil
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To Allah
I give my shahada
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I'm in a state of frenzy and a lustful lather
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I'll do it! I'll do it now!

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I've done it
I'm ready
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to bang her like a man possessed oh!
I'm burning
I'm yearning
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As she slowly gets undressed
Uh oh!
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I stammer
I piss my pyjamas
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Cos she's bog-eyed and her face is like a bag of hammers
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I can't do it, I wanna leave Islam!

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Allahu akbar, It says here
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Terms and conditions apply
One small penalty
for apostasy
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Leave and you must die

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There's no compulsion in religion
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But revoking your shahada gets you crucifixion
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You've done it You've done it now!