[ Предположительная тональность: A ] This is Jasper Carrot(English comedian's)spoof version of Day trip to Bangor as performed by Fiddler's Dram.As such the melody etc is exactly the same. Verse 1 A D A E A Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool D A E An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money on chips and bingo A D A E A Hour after hour we spent in a bar and we drank a barrel of cider D A D E A And on the way back I was sick over Jack and the rain came down Verse 2 A D A E A Oh do you recollect the havoc we wrecked as we vandalised the sea front D A E Sydney the punk lost a chunk from his head when he nutted a parking meter A D A E A I'll never forget all the fish that we ate as we staggered round the fairground D A D E A We distributed eels from the big ferris wheel and the rain came down Verse 3 A D A E A Oh do you recall the thrill of it all as we organised a gang bang D A E Under the pier a bottle of beer and a plastic doll called Vinyl Vera A D A E A It ruptured the two at the front of the queue and then it came to my turn D A D E A But I couldn't begin 'cos the tide had come in and the rain came down Verse 4 A D A E A Oh Eric and Sid they bet us a quid they could climb the Blackpool Tower D A E Newcastle Brown made Eric fall down and we carried him into a Wimpy bar A D A E A Sydney threw up right into his cup and we had to call the waiter D A D E A Then Eric was ill all over his bill and the rain came down Verse 5 A D A E A Oh Eric and me we wanted a pee so we climbed upon the bandstand D A E We recycled booze all over our shoes and quite a lot over the band as well A D A E A We jumped in our car but we didn't get far as a policeman waved us down D A D E A We must have been out of our brain 'cos we came down by train and the rain came down Verse 6 A D A E A Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool D A E An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money in magistrate's fines A D A E A We stood in the dock till at least three o'clock and the jury found us guilty D A D E A We were fined two and six 'cos the judge was half pissed and the rain came down D E A And the rain........came.......down