[ Предположительная тональность: E ] Chorus E G#min A (Coz) I wanna cuddle you B That's if you want to, baby E B A Whatever you wanna do A Like, get naked maybe? E G#min A I'll even make your favourite food B You know, that chicken stew, Baby E B A That might take an hour or two A But in the meantime we could Verse 1 C#min A Yo Honey, your my Turkish delight Baby I'll cuddle you through-out night We'll Go to the beach and play in the Sand After 2 or 3 weeks we could maybe hold Hands We'll spend all day learning how to knit Then we'll show the world our matching outfit Let's be spontaneous and take a Moonlit stroll We'll go to Greggs and buy you a sausage roll Sleep together, but under different quilts Talk for hours about the relationship we built The love I'm giving, I hope you can Handle C#min A B Yo, I just filled your room with six thousand Candles. Chorus Verse 2 Yo, in the next few days when we get undressed, I plunder your body for your treasure chest You'll feel me up for my lump of corn And after its cut, we'll sex on the lawn Thinking of things we could do together Reach under my bed for my collection of leathers We'll get down and dirty with Isaac Hayes I'll lava your body with mayonnaise We'll get kinky, touch crotch to crotch In front of the dog, let's make him watch I'll make love to you, cz your my foal You've been a naughty girl baby, Have my lump of coal. For Christmas! Chorus Verse 3 Sing James Brown while I watch you wee Dress up like a mermaid, have sex in the sea Let's be romantic, rub your face in my Turd Don't be afraid you can stick in a third Let's take acid and pretend we're eagles Then gimme a Hand job like Jeremy Beadles I'll sliver inside you, like a slippery snake But you'll never know, cz you're not awake You can be my baby, I can be your Fritzl I can lick your pussy and you can like my Schnitzel I really wanna get in you, forget balls deep I'll stick my whole head in there, make you baa like a sheep Chorus Verse 4 What you doing here breaking into my place Come any closer and i'll spray you with mace I never know what your gonna do next When I look at my phones, its always you whos text I cant leave my house cz I'm afraid youll be there You come in at night and steal lockets of my hair walk down the street, you watch what I do when I use the toilet you watch me poo You ask me to marry you, every time I say no I can't take it any more I just want you to go All these shenanigans, makes me so mad. But i'll give you one last chance, after all Your my Dad.