E||---7-5-3-2-----9-7-----------9-7-5-3-0---7-5--------------------------| B||-3---------3-5-------------5-----------3------------------------------| G||----------------------------------------------------------------------| D||----------------------------------------------------------------------| A||----------------------------------------------------------------------| E||----------------------------------------------------------------------| E||---7-5-3-2-----9-7-------3-2-0-5-7-3------2-3-0-----------------------| B||-3---------3-5-----------------------------------3~-------------------| G||----------------------------------------------------------------------| D||----------------------------------------------------------------------| A||----------------------------------------------------------------------| E||----------------------------------------------------------------------| (Inspired by the "Commercials You Just Cant Stand " thread in the pit)