[ Предположительная тональность: C ] C Oh Womble is a faggot, G And his dick looks like a maggot. C He's made himself a habit, G C Of wanking like a rabbit. C He came out of his burrow. G His brow was a great furrow. C For he was sowed with sorrow, G C And the damage was quite thorough. C He'd gone and chopped his manhood off, G For his dick was sore from a great jerk-off. C His pain had caused much panic, G C And the cutting off was quite manic. C Oh Womble is a faggot, G And his dick looked like a maggot. C But then he lopped it off in a rush, G C All that was left was a bunch of mush.