[ Предположительная тональность: D ] [VERSE 1] D A I'm a welfare state wean, we live on the bottom flair D But we're no allowed to even live there any mair. G D They say we've got too many rooms, in our social rented flat A D We've an eight by ten foot boxroom where you cannae swing a cat [CHORUS] D A Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat D Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that G D They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan A D When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one [VERSE 2] D A Noo ma auntie's in a wheelchair, but these Tories dinna care D They say they have a deficit, she got to pay her share G D £60 a month they'll take, then leave her tae her fate A D Whilst gieing millionaires a tax cut, cause they say they're due a break [CHORUS] D A Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat D Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that G D They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan A D When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one [VERSE 3] D A Noo that Buckingham Palace looks a pretty roomy gaff D And the ludger there gets benefits at rates that make me laugh G D A civil list, plus perks, worth nearly ninety million pounds A D With her other dozen mansions lying empty a' year round [CHORUS] D A Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat D Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that G D They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan A D When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one [VERSE 4] D A Noo those MPs doon in Westminster must think that we're 'a dense D Wi their second home apartments, where the public pays their rent G D They even get a food allowance, two hundred quid a week A D But they're claiming we're the scroungers, is their arse up in their cheeks? [CHORUS] D A Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat D Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that G D They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan A D When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one [VERSE 5] D A So we've formed a Federation and we're gonna have our say D The Bedroom Tax it has to go, and we ain't gonna pay G D We're gonna march on London tae demand our civil rights A D Like nae mair Tories and their Liberal shite [CHORUS] D A Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat D Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that G D They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan A D When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one