[ Предположительная тональность: F ] This song is from the Barley Legal Concert by Carner and Gregor, I love this song because the comedy in it is brilliant. All of these chords can be put on to the piano and I am copying them off of the official sheet music meaning all of the chords and lyrics are the same as in the concert. [INTRO] -PLAYED IN 6/8 ROMANTICALLY F F Look at him there, my piano man, Bb my partner through every ballad. C Dm Our relationship's strictly professional, Bb C Dm Bb but when I sing with him, all the love songs, C are valid. F F5/Bb Csus My heart melts just hearing him play, C F Am Bbsus but I can't ever say what I mean, Bb C F there's always a piano inbetween. [VERSE] -PLAYED IN 4/4 STRONG GROOVE F C Dm7 F5/Bb F C F5/C Dm7 F5/Bb No pianist can improve on the way he plays that groove. F C Dm7 F5/Bb F5 Look at how his fingers move! Oh! To be a key! F C Dm C Bb I would be his sharp or falt, if he'd tickle me like that. Csus/Bb F/A F5/Bb But hold it in, C Dm F/A oooo- I think I love him! F5/Bb F/Bb C Dm7 Keeping this a secert is hell, Am7 F5/Bb C Dm oooo- F/A Oh, God I love him! F5/Bb C F Passionately sing, but dont tell. C When I wanna talk he vamps. Dm F5/Bb When I'm singing soft he damps. F C F And the boy don't need no amps when its time for the climax. F C C D/C E/C F/A F5/Bb He always follows me,all the way from C to D to E to F! C Dm C5/D F/A Holy "F"! I definitely love him! F5/Bb C Dm7 Feelings that I have to dispel. C5/A F5/Bb C Dm Oooo- F/A Stay professional! F5/Bb C Dm7 Long for him but sing, and don't tell [CHORUS] -PLAY AS BUILD UP Bb C I never get stage fright performing in public; F/A C/Bb-Bb I only get shy on rehearsal days. Am Bb Cause that's when we're alone, C How do I stay in the zone, Fsus/C Bb/C F5/Bb F5/C F5/A Fsus/D F/D When he plays- C F5/Bb F5/C The boy plays- F C/D F/Bb Why cant he just play me! [SINGER ALMOST SPEAKING] Oh my god was that out loud? Oh my god I'm still out loud. And this is a quiet crowed Dm7 Bbadd2/F He must have heard something. I can't look! You look! F C Okay, I'll look.. Dm Fsus He's not looking in his book. F/A F5/Bb C He's looking at me!- F/A F5/Bb C Dm He's still looking at me! Dm F5/Bb How's it going over there? Dm F5/Bb Dm So I kinda want to die. F Yes I do. F Whats that? F/Bb Play that again.. Csus Fsus F F5/Bb You too? F5/Bb C5 Am Bb5 All along? [ENDING] Gm/Bb Bb F/A F5/Bb C Dm7 Now I can tell- you what I've been holding in, F/A F5/Bb C5 Dm sing- it to my hearts own delight! Bb F/A F5/Bb F/Bb And when we're done- with this, C Dm lets put aside that damn piano Bb Come on, baby, C F5 C5/G Bb5 play me tonight!- Obviously this is not in verse chorus format but i have tried to make the chords match where they should be played in the lyrics. Happy playing :D