[ Предположительная тональность: D ] D A There was an old farmer, who sat on a rock Stroking his whiskers and shaking his D A Fist at his neighbors, who sat on their wricks Teaching their children, to player with their D A Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore Along came a lady who looked like D A A descent young lady and walked like a duck Said she discovered, a new way to D A Bring up the children to sew and to knit The boys in the stables where shoveling up D A Contents of stables left after the hunt The car man was feeing a nice piece of D A Straw from the stables, cleaning the walls In came the dear maid to play with his D A Dog in the dairy where she did belong D If you think this is dirty well your fuckin well wrong..